Monday, March 12, 2007

Actual Headlines


These are actual headlines from FoxNews:

Man Burns Genitals in 'Jackass' Stunt


Gunmen Dognap L.A. Family's 5 Puppies

Florida Man: Chicken Burrito Paralyzed Me

Killer Meat-Eating Frogs Terrorize San Francisco



Slow times these must be.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Slow indeed. Hopefully the meat eating frogs will win. That should make things a little better in San Fran. Leave my 49ers alone though.