Fun at Wal-Mart

Let's face it, we all love and hate Wal-Mart. We love the fact that we can go in there and find what we need at probably an unbeatable price. We hate that we will be standing behind ten shirtless dudes who don't bathe as we check out in the 2 open lanes out of 40. That said here are some fun things you can try next time you are stuck in a Wal-Mart. I got this in an e-mail and just changed the format a bit.

Take boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

Walk up to an employee and told her in an official tone "Code 3 in housewares"...and watch what happens.

Go to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, he begins to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

Look right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yell "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO!"It's those voices again!

Go into a fitting room,shut the door and wait awhile; then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"