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Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Movie Reviews
I have decided to review a few movies I have seen recently and even some I haven't. If my rating scale confuses you please stop breathing.
I have seen:
Snow Dogs: sucks, maybe little kids would like it.
Chicken Little: see above
Master and Commander: does not suck, Russell Crowe still sucks.
The Man in the Iron Mask: does not suck, Leonardo DiCaprio still sucks.
Red Planet: does not suck, decent movie.
I haven't seen:
The Book of Daniel(tv): sucks, no one has that many problems.
Brokeback (bareback) Mountain: completely sucks, the premise alienates me.
The Chronicles of Narnia: won't suck
Transporter 2: won't suck
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