Follow the adventures of Captain Dude on his quest to figure out exactly how the zipper was invented.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Newt Gingrich talks bailout
Matt Bryant Tampa Bay Buccaneers
I've covered more than a dozen Super Bowls, written about college bowl games and chronicled the final Celtics game in the old Boston Garden. I've seen history, but forgotten most of it because I wasn't able to feel it.
I felt it Sunday as I watched Bryant on the field at Raymond James Stadium and, more importantly, listened to him in the media room after the Bucs defeated the Green Bay Packers. It was far from the best game I've ever seen, but it's easily the most memorable.
A day after burying his infant son, Matthew Tryson, Bryant went out and kicked three field goals, including the game-winner. Bryant then walked into the media room, looking dazed, and talked about how he played because he wanted to honor Tryson and admitted he had a running dialogue (in his head) with his son throughout the game.
You couldn't possibly sit in that room and not feel your heart coming apart. I went back upstairs and wrote my column. Ordinarily, that would have been the end of it. But you don't just move on from something like this.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Knight Rider
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Wilson Sporting Goods Customer Service (lack of)
Once again I wrote to a company expecting far too much. Please see the transaction below:
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WIlson Lizard carry bag
Discussion Thread
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Response (Deborah Salerno) - 09/24/2008 07:08 AM
Thank you for your interest. We do not have replacement parts available for the Lizard carry bag.
We regret we are unable to be of assist to you.
Thank you
Customer - 09/12/2008 06:21 AM
Dear Sir or Madam,
My Wilson lizard carry bag is quite nice, but a couple of pieces
need replacing. I need a new rain hood and detachable pocket; I cannot
seem to find a place where I can buy them. Any assistance would
greatly appreciated. Thank you for your time.My name is bold as I changed it for the blog, I had my actual name in there."We regret we are unable to be of assist to you." What the heck does that even mean? I am pretty sure it means "We already have your money, so good luck with that POS bag." They also sent an email right after the submission saying they would get back to me in one business day. Please feel free to write to them if you would like to bug someone on the Internet about their crappy lack of customer service. They can be contacted at: askwilson@wilson.com
Captain Dude
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Voter Guide
http://www.afa.net/08VG/index.html
Monday, September 15, 2008
A Friend in Need
Sept.11,08
Dr.Jackson debating Danny ( Senior at The College of NJ)
Thursday night was really interesting to me because I have never been to a debate or any college club. The club we attended was called The Secular Students Association. The night started with the group meeting Dr. J and seeing how cool he is. Dr. J started out with his presentation and made it clear that he was here to debate scientifically and it was up to them to look at both sides of the scientific debate and see for them how evolution can be disproved. I think this is when the audience saw that Dr. J wasn’t there to pull any tricks or try to fool them into believing something. He was there to show that there are indisputable facts to show that we did not evolve. The debate then started. Although a heated controversy may have been expected, it was students asking Dr. J questions and his opponent trying to disprove them. Dr. J answered the questions very precisely, which showed that it was so easy to prove evolution was wrong. His opponent would take very long to prove his point because it takes a lot to try to make evolution make sense. Danny though, was a very good debater. The debate finished out great. When everyone was done asking their questions ,including his opponent, Dr. J got to ask his question. Dr. J asked Dan to name one of the missing links between humans and monkeys and Danny said there were at least a dozen. Dr. J said name just one. Dan named one that has already been disproved. He admitted it was and could not name another. The debate then ended and many of the students were interested in what Dr. J had to say and stayed after to ask questions. God used Dr. Jackson to get these students to start questioning what they were just used to hearing.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Sportsmanship
Friday, September 12, 2008
Moving Forward
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Funny email
Sarah Palin | Barack Obama | |
Office being sought | Vice President | President of the United States and Leader of the Free World |
Full name | Sarah Louise Heath Palin | Barack Hussein Obama II |
Nickname | Sarah Barracuda | Barry Obama; “The One” |
Public opinion | Smoking hot in a “naughty librarian” sort of way | May be The Messiah |
Age | 44 | 48 |
Children | 5: two sons, three daughters | 2: two daughters |
Religion/Church attendance | Evangelical Christian;attends Juneau Christian Center when in Juneau and grew up attending Wasilla Assembly of God | Attended Trinity United Church of Christ for 20 years, a “black liberation theology” church formerly led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright and governed according to theBlack Value System |
Current Job | Governor of Alaska | Junior Senator from Illinois |
Previous Public Jobs | Mayor of Wasilla, AK (1996-2002); President of Alaska Conference of Mayors;City Council member (1992-1996) | State Senator (1997-2004);Community Organizer |
Executive Experience | Governor for 2 years;Mayor for 10 years | None |
Foreign Relations experience | Governor of state that borders two foreign countries (Canada and Russia) | Chaired Senate subcommittee on Europe but never called it into session;once gave a speech to 200,000 screaming Germans |
Military Affairs experience | Commander in Chief of Alaska National Guard;Son is enlisted Infantryman in U.S. Army | None |
Private Sector Experience | Sports reporter;Salmon fisherman | Associate at civil rights law firm |
Speaking ability | Beautifully executed initial stump speech in Dayton, OH hockey arena without a teleprompter | An enter…wait–did you saywithout a teleprompter?? |
Spouse’s name | Todd Mitchell Palin | Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama |
Spouse’s occupation | Salmon fisherman;Former North Slope production supervisor for BP Oil | Vice President for Community and External Affairs at University of Chicago Hospitals;former Associate Dean of Student Services at the University of Chicago;former Executive Director for the Chicago office of Public Allies;former Assistant to the Mayor of Chicago;former associate at Sidley Austin law firm |
Reaction to spouse’s political success | Quit 17-year BP oil job when BP became involved in natural gas pipeline negotiations with wife’s administration | Promoted and given 160% pay raise by UofC hospitals within months of husband’s election to U.S. Senate;Employer received $1,000,000.00 federal earmark, requested by husband, after her promotion |
Coolest thing about Spouse | Tesoro Iron Dog Snowmobile race champion (longest snowmobile race in the world);In 2008, while defending his championship, was injured when he was thrown 70 feet from his machine. He was sent to the hospital but still finished in fourth place | Sister of Oregon State University head basketball coach Craig Robinson |
Most Courageous Moment in Public Service | Resigned in protest from position of Ethics Commissioner of Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission in order to expose legal violations and conflicts of interest of Alaska Republican leaders, including the former state Attorney General and the State GOP Chairman (who was also an Oil & Gas Commissioner), who was doing work for the party on public time and supplying a lobbyist with a sensitive e-mail. | Gave an anti-Iraq war speech to a crowd of anti-Iraq war demonstrators in Hyde Park in 2002 |
In Current Office Because… | Upset sitting Governor in GOP primary due to public support for her efforts to clean up corrupt government establishment | Republican opponent, who was leading in the polls, was forced to leave race after unsealing of divorce records exposed a sex scandal |
Theme: | Change and Clean Government | Hope and Change;”Bringing Change from Outside Washington” |
What they’ve done to live that theme: | Replaced entire Board of Agriculture and Conservation because of conflict of interest;Resigned from position of Ethics Commissioner of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission in order to expose corruption among members of own party | Selected 36-year incumbent Senator as running mate |
Family Affairs | May have removed State Public Safety Commissioner as part of effort to protect sister in messy divorce and child custody battle | Often says, “I am my brother’s keeper”;Brother lives in a hut in Nairobi on $12 per year |
Union affiliation | Union member, married to Union member | Endorsed by a union |
Iraq and Troop Support | Formerly (pre-surge) critical of apparent lack of long-term strategy for Iraq;Visited wounded U.S. soldiers in Germany;visited AK National Guard soldiers deployed to Kuwait;Son deploying to Iraq on 9/11/08 as Army infantryman | Gave an anti-Iraq war speech to a crowd of anti-Iraq war demonstrators;almost visited wounded troops in Germany, but decided to go shopping in Berlin instead |
Bipartisan/”maverick” credentials | Married to a non-Republican;Exposed corruption within own party;Campaigned for Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell against corrupt GOP congressman Don Young;Called out Sen Ted Stevens (R-AK) to “come clean” about financial dealings that are under fed investigation | Talks about bipartisanship |
Legislative Record | Passed a landmark ethics reform bill;Used veto to cut budgetary spending;Prevented “bridge to nowhere” that would have cost taxpayers $400 million dollars. | Voted “present” over 100 times as IL state senator |
How they dealt with corrupt individuals in home city/state | Exposed legal violations and conflicts of interest of Alaska Republican leaders;Campaigned against corrupt GOP Representative;Ran against and defeated corrupt incumbent governor in GOP primary | Launched political career in home of unrepentant domestic terrorist Bill Ayers (and still refers to him as a part of “mainstream Democratic Chicago”;Purchased home with help of convicted felon Tony Rezko |
Guns | Lifetime member of NRA and avid hunter;video can be found on YouTube of Palin firing an M4 at a military firing range | Worked to pass legislation in Illinois that would prevent all law-abiding citizens from owning firearms |
Earmarks | Opposed “Bridge to Nowhere” project;Said Alaska should avoid relying on federal money for projects;Campaigned against porker Don Young (R-AK) in 2008 primary | Secured federal earmarks for wife’s employer and forcampaign bundlers |
Abortion | Pro life;gave birth to 5th child knowing that he would have Down’s syndrome | Pro-choice;only IL state sen. to speak against the Born Alive Infant’s Protection Act, which required medical care to be given to live infants who survived abortions |
Energy | Believes energy independence is a matter of national security;For drilling in ANWR, which is in her state | Says Americans should “get tune-ups” and “check tire pressure”;Says “we can’t expect the world to be okay with” our use of heating and air conditioning |
Environment | Chair of Alaska Conservation Commission (2003-4);Announced plans to create sub-cabinet group of advisors to address climate change and reduce greenhouse gas emissions in AK | Talks about the environment a lot |
Athletic prowess | Runs marathons | Has reporters tailing him to the gym |
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Stupid Fans
Monday, September 08, 2008
Revival
Hello to all our friends,
I would like to invite you to The Church at Sterchi Hills to our revival. It starts in the morning at 10:30 A.M. The Sunday night service starts at 6:00 P.M. Monday through Wednesday it starts at 6:30 P.M. Mike Thompson,pastor of Second Baptist Church of Clinton will be holding the services. He was our youth pastor at Glennwood several years ago. We will have a nursery for each service. We would really like to see you.
You will be really blessed if you make the effort to come and hear this wonderful minister. We are located at 904 Dry Gap Pike, Knoxville
As I write this I can hardly contain myself. I asked you to pray for our associate pastor and his wife,Siony's baby. She had so much fluid in the uterus it was becoming dangerous so they took her to U.T. hospital and they drained off several liters . This was on Wednesday a week ago. She started having a few contractions, but she went home after they watched her a while. That night her water broke and they went to the hospital. The baby was born about 2 weeks early and weighed 5 pounds and 7 oz. She had him without any medication because she was afraid it would go against the baby. They took him to surgery soon after he was born and fixed the blockage in his colon. That was the first miracle. Friday they went through his back to close the artery that goes to the heart and lungs. They had to deflate one of his little lungs to get to the artery. There was a risk with the medicine to put him to sleep and they thought he would be on the breathing machine for a few days. That surgery was successful and his little lung filled up quickly. They took him off the oxygen and he didn't have to stay on the breathing machine. He weighs the same as when he was born, not losing much weight during all this. He is ahead of schedule with almost all the things the nurses expected him to do.This is the second miracle. Even before he was born, they told Jim and Siony he would have down's syndrome. Two or three doctors told them he had down's. They got the results back from the test and Jim told us this morning at church HE DOES NOT HAVE DOWN'S. He probably did have it, but we know what our great physian can do, don't we? This is the third miracle. People are praying all around the world for Nathan and his Mom and Dad. He has a long way to go yet so please continue to pray for them. They had planned to go back to he Phillipines, but if they had been there the baby night not have made it. There is no hospital close enough that they could have gotten to soon enough because he needed the surgery as soon as he was born.
Thank you so much, my friends, please continue to pray. I feel that God has special plans for this baby.
"Dude, I need a bass player tonight if you have the heart and time."
Friday, September 05, 2008
Re-Post
Too little, too late."
The moral of the story for fathers, and mothers, is that your time is now. Your child or children will be different from one day to the next and you will never have that time again. We are all busy, and we should always try hard to provide for our families but the one thing we can never earn more of is time.
It reminds of a time when I was visiting with one of my old Navy buddies and I began to complain about some inconsequential fact of life. He looked across the bed of his truck and said " You have everything." How very humbling that moment was for me, and something I will never forget.
Enjoy your children today.
Behold, children are a gift of the LORD, The fruit of the womb is a reward. | |
Like arrows in the hand of a warrior, So are the children of one's youth. | |
How blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them; They will not be ashamed When they speak with their enemies in the gate. |