Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Bathroom Stall Weirdness

This has been going on for months now and driving a few of us crazy. Our company shares a building with two other companies, and the toilets are in a "common area." There are four crapper stalls in the bathroom and no one outside of our company seems to understand crapper etiquette. This morning I went in and was standing at the urinal alone but noticed that the "handi-crapper" was occupied. It's easy to tell when a crapper is occupied as there are feet visible in the stall. Someone from one of the other companies walks in and bypasses three empty stalls to continuously rattle the door on the handi-crapper. after five or six good shakes the humiliated dumper states that the stall is occupied. The etiquette-challenged individual then saddles up in the stall right next to the handi-crapper. FYI, you should always be at least one stall away from the nearest dumper. This unspoken policy exists for the benefit of everyone involved and should always be followed. Unfortunately this is not the weirdest thing I have seen in there.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

As a certain politician will tell you, try not to brush against the persons shoe in the stall next to you either.

Anonymous said...

You guys should post a poopie log on the wall to keep track of all the deposits. We did this when I was in college and I still practice it today in my home.